Pirates > Religious Nutcases

In celebration of Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's a heartwarming story from our barefooted and dungaree'd Natural State of hilarity:

photo from Arkansas Blog, taken by Brian "the Brave" Chilson

who wandered into a den of pirates at risk to life, limb, and his personal rum supply

Thank you, Arkansas Times. I needed a good laugh tonight. More rum! ARrgh!